Imedeen Update!

Okay, Botox is expensive and I'm afraid of having my face looks like a flatscreen tv without facial expression ala Nicole Kidman...So instead of Botox, I pop Imedeen...Botox can wait! For another 3 or 4 years perhaps.... And I've been taking Imedeen for about 3 weeks now and the verdict is...it works! Here're my observations:

• Skin got clearer and more evenly toned. I use less makeup these days
• Small zits recover really quickly
• Zit marks disappear real quick too! Normally, it'll take about 2 weeks for any zit marks to go away but then I had two small zit marks that went away in about 4 days....good!
• I haven't got much fine lines so can't really comment but I think it seems to have soothed out the laugh line a bit, but then again, it might be due to my using a new powder...so that remains inconclusive
• Skin does look more hydrated....

So far so good and it's worth its stinky rotten crab smell (I don't touch the tablet cos it'll make your fingers smell, so I pop open the blister pack on my mouth)....and looks like I'll continue with it....maybe I'll update again after another month or so....hmmm.......not bad at all...

Nice to be home....

Nothing's better than the comforting scent of your lover....I love the fact that BB is there when I wake up in the middle of the night and there he is, with his warmth and comforting scent......I've always been driven by smell, evident from the insane numbers of perfume I own,  and I swear I can sniff out whether someone is compatible with me and BB's natural scent smells divine to me despite the fact that he said it's just the soap. Well it's not! And scientists can tell you that it's our primal instinct to be able to sniff out potential mates cos their scents carry their genetic clues to whether they'll be compatible to yours. I remember I once dated a guy whom I wasn't that comfy with and while in the cinema, he was talking to me in close whisper and I caught a whiff of his nose and man, I couldn't date him anymore cos he smelled bad to me....it's like some sour baby vomit......but one man's meat is another man's poison, he dated a friend of mine and the two of them are now married with kids...I guess he must have smelled like candy to her, just like how BB smells like marshmallow to me! Now, if only I can bottle BB's scent in a little vial....hahaha...

Other smell I love: Smell of babies, freshly cut grass, the burst of flavor when you cut a citrus fruit, oven baked bread, smell of the sea, sun drenched skin with a hint of sun tan lotion, clean hair, fresh linen, smell of the rain (how come rain smells?), clean skin after a soapy sud shower.......

FullBar for Empty Gut

The day before, BB told me he bought some cereal bar thingy called FullBar at GNC, only that it's not some cereal bar but it's some diet supplement that's supposed to kill hunger pangs and fill you up and make you full. He fetched me one yesterday for me to try and just now, while rushing work through lunch and waiting for my Meatless Minestrone from Soup Spoon courtesy of my other colleague who's in some shopping mall now, I chomped down the FullBar....

The look: Boring...like any cereal bar
The smell: just like cereal and like any diet looking stuff
The taste: it's like softened rice crisp and it's chewy. taste is okay if you're hungry like I was just now. it's only okay but if you're not hungry, you won't like it...
The effect: You're supposed to gulp down a glass of water after eating it so the bar will expand in your gut to help you feel full and okay, yes, I do feel a bit filled up but I'm still hungry and I'm salivating thinking of the soup that's on the way...
The verdict: Good for dieting...and is good when you're rushing out work and have no time for lunch....but at a really steep price of $5.95, you might want to think twice!!
The burning question: Why is everything tasty bad for you?????

A drop of humor, a splash of optimism

Where can I get a print of these two??...Perfect for Monday Blues.....

And to combat Monday Blues, I bought a kitty wrist rest...the black cat's called Kutusitanyanko...quite a mouthful I know but he looks like Mr Bond and that's why I have a soft spot for it...OGT calls him the "Ah Bond Doll"...haha...Kawaii plus...

Clash of the Titans

What a let down....some old movies are better left untouched and un-re-maked and The Clash of The Titans is definitely one of them cos the new one didn't quite do it for me. Yes yes, the Titans shoe is one big one to fill no doubt...But still, with today's CGI and whatnots, I was expecting something better (so don't even bother making movie remake of old classics like Ben Hur and the likes get it?)....The new version lacks mysticism cos the creatures in there weren't scary and didn't invoke any sense of fear or awe that showcase the high and mighty status of the god and the slimy evil. The scary monsters and peeps like Medusa and gang weren't scary and they look normal and fail to make me feel creepy...Production wise it's fine, acting's fine, set is nice, editing is acceptable but it's just so damn corny....like why must all the gods in Olympus had these shimmering lights around them...you know, that godly aura? It's trite! And the lines are kinda corny too...especially the scene where they're about to go into Medusa's lair where Perseus started saying "Today's the day I'm gonna stand up blah blah blah"....or whatever to that effect. Yeah, the lines after he said other than his father, he has met 4 other great men and one chick too....My hair was standing, in a bad way.....Well, 3 stars out of 5...

Miss B's Observations and Notes on The Clash of The Titans

• Oh Jake Sully's in the Titans? Oh no, hang on...it's not Avatar but Sam Worthington's is Perseus and the same kind of role as Jake Sully....Too similar....the flying horse add to it too...the 6-legged horses in Avatar is the equivalent....
• Hades' hair stylist should be fired cos the receding hairline bit was so badly done I can see the plastic thing around the forehead
• If you haven't got money for botox and need a good permanent fix for youthfulness, then learn from Io. Go find some god, seduce him, then refuse him and he would 'curse' you with the inability to age and bye bye botox
• The word "bitch" was used to described Medusa...very gentlemanly of them...come on, Medusa got raped...
• The goddess Athena was probably a bitch cos Io said Hades wanted to hump Medusa and Medusa was calling for help from Athena while getting raped by Hades, but that Athena bitch was disgusted instead and turned Medusa into a monster....so never pray to Athena unless you want bad hair
• Medusa looked hot in the film and had nice tits. perky and not too big
• Poseidon is the mildest of the 3 brothers....he did nothing
• Erm....why is there a robotic owl? BB pointed out the same robotic owl was in the original 1981 make of the movie and the robotic owl in the original has a much bigger role...but the question is, how come there was a robotic owl in the past??
• Oh and since there's a robotic owl, I propose an easier way to kill Medusa....the solution is simple. It's a simple pair of reflective Ray Ban Aviator sunglasses...She can't see your eyes and she sees her own eyes and turns herself into stone? Neat...
• The gods were probably bored...they basically stand or sit around their pedestals and did nothing...
• If your father (or lao peh) were a god and he offered you an easy life, just bloody take it...cos after all, Perseus used the sword and rode the negro flying horse after all
• If you wanna be a witch, don't be one in The Clash of the Titans cos the witches in there are the ugliest ones I've seen....try Bewitched instead
• There's a Star Wars looking creature with blue eyes and tree like face....and he's Japanese...cos of the way he speaks English...he said "Toooo-geee-therrre" (Together) with a cyborg voice...he ought to be Japanese

Are you dating a cheater??

Well, I got a nasty blast from the past...couple of days ago, I found out that an ex of mine was cheating on me because a friend of mine knows someone whom he was cheating on too...talk about six degrees of separation...nah, make it 2 degrees! CLearly the other victim and I were comparing notes and boy, there's so much dirt from it! That guy's a total manwhore bad fish! Thing is, he wasn't just cheating on me with one person, I've concluded that he's probably whoring around, shagging the whole village and humping whatever that wears a skirt and you know what? I wasn't even surprised to find out that he was a cheater cos I think at the back of my head, I already knew cos I saw little tell tale signs but then he denied so vehemently, coming out with all sorts of excuses. I've never caught him red-handed....but then now, all those little signs made sooooo much sense! And so, I'm gonna list out all the signs that the guy you're dating might be a cheater....

Okay, to begin with, I must put in some background info. I wasn't living with him but I used to stay over his place every now and then, so these signs below apply to those who're not living together. It applies to those you're recently dating cos signs like a sudden increase in personal grooming habits as seen in those cheating bastards in a long relationship or marriage won't apply...So here you go for the signs...you ready?

Tell-tale Signs That Your Man Might Be A Cheating Manwhore:

• He's got new strange gifts and items at home...like a new soft or anything that a straight man wouldn't buy......at Mr Asshole's place, I found a sudden emergence of soft toy of the muppet "Animal". Both small miniature one and larger one. Knowing him, he'll never buy it himself and when I questioned how come he's got a new soft toy, he said his mom sent him and well I believed him....(given the fact that he was one of the miracle children that his mother popped out in her late 40s who used to be told she was infertile)....stupid me I know...
• He's got a lot of different toiletries in the bathroom....look, most men are very very practical and they'll only have one shower gel, one shampoo, one conditioner if he's more metrosexual, one facial wash, one body lotion if he's vain with dry skin, one face moisturizer and whatever that's basic....the key word is "the lack of variety"....you will not find a myraid of different brands for you to choose from and with Mr Asshole, he's got quite a nice collection....with a sudden appearance of new brands....ohhh, he even has a shower sponge...you know the girlie pouffy one? I should have known better
• He doesn't pick up your call for a prolonged period of time....why? Not because he's busy in a meeting, not because he's asleep but he's with another chick....
• He wouldn't pick up calls while you're with him....why? Booty call from another chick from the harem...
• He block you from his facebook wall and friend list....once upon a time, Mr Asshole suddenly had some skanky girl in bikini (profile picture) wrote on his wall "Oh I'm gonna miss you so so so so much! Sending you all my love!"...that's before he was about to fly off for 2 weeks....I questioned him and he said it's just some headhunter he met up and that girl was all over him and she's a nutter....not only did he subsequently delete those remarks, he also blocked me from seeing his wall activities and friend list....too much privacy=dodgy
• He has people sending him cards and notes....one night at Mr Asshole's place, I saw a card with hand written words "Miss you Baby X (X stands for his name)". He sneakily switched off the light with one hand while using the other hand to take the card away and tucked it somewhere. But me being as sharp as a samurai sword, I saw! I questioned him obviously, he said it's just some a very close friend overseas whom he helped and she wrote him a thank you note...she's like a sister blah blah blah....WTF? I was dumb....
• You see strands of hair in his bed that don't belong to you....nuff said right? I once fished out a very long strand of hair in his bed but guess what? He said it's the maid's and he even convincingly threw a fit about me being suspicious and not trusting him and shit about why I'm always suspicious etc...he deserves an Oscar....I mean an Oscar statue shoved up his arse hole that is
• Girl clothes would be quite an obvious sign but that I didn't encounter. My friend, on the other hand did...which brings me to the next point...
• He would so very religiously make you bring all your stuff back home cos why? So that the next girl who comes in won't see it. Mr Asshole would make sure I get ALL MY BELONGINGS with me after I stay over...
• There's more than one toothbrush and it's not in some masculine color....Mr Asshole said he bought those in a pack so they come in assorted color inclusive of girlie color and the other one is meant to be in the shower but one day after his shower, it dropped and he picked it up and put it next to the sink instead cos he didn't want to wet his feet after he dried off...cunning lies
• The spare bathroom has got toiletries.... men=minimal......straight men would probably only leave a hand soap in the other bathroom and toilet roll...hand towel if he's meticulous....Asshole's place has a full set of toiletries...like shower gel, Clairol Herbal Essence shampoo in some rose scent and what not...excuse?? Oh those are my mom's when she was here to visit
• If your intuition tells you that he's cheating....ALWAYS trust your own intuition! But I don't mean the psychotic PMS outburst...thing is, I kinda long suspected that he's a bad fish but I guess I was waiting for actual evidence...the other girl whom he was playing with/cheating on had exactly the same gut feel that he was cheating and guess what? We are both right! Never disregard a woman's intuition!

Ohhhhh one more point....If he's some banker from Standard Chartered Bank with the same family name as the world's most famous fictional vampire (the one that all the teenage girls are going gaga over...), then he IS a cheater! !00%!

Cool shop!

Ah Meow emailed me yesterday to show me a pair of super kawaii shoes she saw online and wow! The online shop is cool!!! It's ModCloth and it's a US online shop but they have loads and loads of really cute stuff! Ah Meow loved this super cute bunny shoes....Ah Meow just ordered hers and I'm can't wait for her to wear them cos I can at least look at it since it doesn't come in my size...feet too small...

Awwww.....it's even got a cute round bunny tail...look closer

And I found the perfect coin purse for me that accurately describe my financial situation...or predicament for that matter....wanna buy me?

Actually, it's not "We're", it should be "Yes, I'm BROKE"

And I saw this cute bold block color heartshaped cuff....awwww kawaii max!

Would love this on a simple black dress or all black outfit to add a dash of color...it's so Moschino...

And there're like 3947934793874893743 cute dresses!!! So damn many that I gave up looking cos I'm broke and would be better off not looking...see no evil, think no evil, do no evil....but I found some cute dresses....see...

Simple yellow dress that's so sweet and lovely....but I can't wear yellow according to my fengshui master

So cheery....I love this....

I love this simple coral number....looks plain? Wait for it!

ohhhh check out the sexy back!

Oh dear, I can really go on and on about how cute the dresses are...but I guess I'll just stick to window shopping for now...but go check it out....oh...but some dresses can be found in local blog shops at a cheaper price though....but it's a great shopping site to look at!