Wednesday, August 11, 2010

UAOG

The other day, in another random conversation which I can't remember, Princess said he's joining the YOG and we all laughed and told him he couldn't cos he's no longer under the "Y" aka youth category and he'll have to join the Uncle & Aunty Olympic Games UAOG instead...then sparked the whole conversation of what would constitute UAOG where Singapore would excel and do damn well in...and the list of UAOG items are below:
  • 72-hour nonstop Mahjong Championship....play till you drop, the last uncle/aunty standing and winning wins...our strongest competition would be the Hong Kong uncles and aunties....
  • Spitting competition.....see who can spit the phlegm furthest, I think Singapore might lose to some Shanghainese ah pek from China, but who knows? Our island of uncles have pretty decent spitting prowess
  • "Lah Kopi" challenge....our uncles and aunties are real amazing when it comes to stirring their tea or coffee mug real quick at high speed (with clinking sound no less) to dissolve the sugar....the one who can "lah" the "kopi" and dissolve the sugar and condensed milk fastest wins 
  • The loudest sneeze contest.....our previous PM Goh mentioned he's appalled by how loud some people sneeze and that they can be heard in the entire neighbourhood....
Okay, enough rubbish now for today....but the other day, I kinda noticed that the YOG mascot, the girl one, Merly, has got camel toe....

3 comments:

citrella said...

hehe. wat a hilarious post :)

Candy said...

What about a nose picking contest?!...see who can dig the deepest!

B said...

No lah, not the deepest, maybe can dig out the most "substance" from the nose...lol

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