Caller: Hello Mr Chua?
Me: Wrong number
Caller: Hey, you are not Mr Chua
Me: Is it that obvious? ...
Caller: Aiyoh, then why you holding his phone?
auntie: hello.... 是黎明吗？
Weird caller: "Hello, are you kumar kumar?"
Me: "No, this is the Singapore Casket."
There're lots of weird people around........