Number 3
Bought food (MOS Burger), got in cab and taxi uncle said
“Wah lao, what’s that smell? So strong you know? EEEE! Your food’s gonna stink up my cab loh! Aiyoh!!!!”
What's the big deal? Nothing winding down the window a little can't fix to get rid of food smell. And thanks uncle, that stuff that stinks up your cab is my dinner and yes, I need to eat that stinky stuff after I get off the cab, so thank you very much.
Number 2
Got in cab, sinus attacked, blowing nose with tissue and taxi uncle said
“Eh you don’t anyhow throw the dirty tissue paper I warn you! Don’t stuff it in the back pocket or that slot on the door hor! You all people very ‘lup sup’ okay, so inconsiderate! And I got to clean for you all you know?”
WTF??? Excuse me? I didn’t throw it in your taxi so shut your trap and stop accusing me of things I didn’t do!!!!! So yes, I'm SO gonna chuck that snot-laden tissue wanton into your back pocket! You watch me!
And The Winning Entry, Numero Uno
At vet, called cab, Mr Bond in cage, got in cab and bloody driver said:
“Eh put that cat in the car boot!”
I said “No! You can’t!”
On the way and bloody driver banged on the steering wheel and complained:
“Haiyah, you know come and fetch you is super troublesome for me can? I must make so many U-turns okay, then go all the way there! Si bei mafan can! I saw the on-call screen wrongly that’s why I pressed then too late! Wah liew, if I see properly and know it’s at Mt Pleasant Animal Hospital, I wouldn’t even come and pick you up ok! KNN! Hai...mafan ah!”
WTF???? You douche bag! You’re going to hell to scoop kitty poo for eternity for demanding me to put Mr Bond in the boot! Somebody call PETA pronto! I called cab, you picked up the call and I paid for it, so shut your pie hole and don’t take your frustration on me! It’s not my fault your wife didn’t give you last night!
Better Cab "Carma" next time........... grrrrrr
8 comments:
hey what happened? your encounters with cabbie are really very challenging....the last one with bondie is a little too much i guess...well i am anti cabbie anyway....j
I totally wanted to kill him! He kept saying put the cat in the boot!!! Then after that he kept complaining about picking me up! He should just go bang on lamp post!
i've my fair share of cabby stories. that is why i don't cab if i can help it, i can't stand irritating cab drivers half the time; the other half of the time they're ok but drive like madmen...
How can he says get our Mr. Bond to be in the boot!!!
@becky: Yes. He said put the cat in the boot and I told him off I said NO WAY! He's a douche!
Dudette.. if it is a Blue or Yellow cab.. Call their customer service and ask for Ms Jean Ho. Tell her your woes and I assure you she will help you all the way.
Harppy, I forgot his car plate number! But I know he's a fat uncle with flashy jade ring, crytal beads bracelet and a thick neck...Lol
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