A little before lunch today, some random number texted me "This is gonna sound ridiculous--B!! Can we go out again? You can choose". Oh turned out that it's not random at all, only that it's the disappearing guy whom I had one date with, you know, the one who snubbed me when I was nice enough to offer him free art movie tickets and not actually asked him out? Click here to read if you don't remember. What interesting sms conversation we've got....
B: Sorry, who's this?
Loser: You've already erased my name! Well that serves me right I guess. It's none other than the disappearing date...(I'm fine if you have moved on, just thought I would reconnect and see what happens)
B: Ha wanker! Why do you even bother? You dateless now?
Loser: Hey, we only had one date! But I'm prepared to take your barbs because I did kinda disappear off the face of the earth...Anyway, how have you been?
B: Yes, precisely cos it's just one fucking date and I asked if you want free movie tickets and I didn't even ask you out but you actually snubbed me. Very nice social grace there. So what happened? You just got dumped?
Loser: I had to work something out which I have done now, but I was not dumped!
B: Ewww So? Or you dumped whoever and now looking for new prey? Why so desperate?
Loser: Hey who said anything about being desperate? Just wanted to say hi that's all and see how you were. I was kinda prepared for this and I deserve it...But you must give me a tiny itsy bitsy bit of credit for texting after so long...
B: Hey lollipop, you must have mistaken me for a sucker. Why don't you go suck on a slice of lemon instead?
Interesting no? But seriously, if this doesn't smell like desperate, I dunno what does....groveling for attention and date...how low can a man go? And honestly, if you are 38 and can't even handle graciously turning down free movie tickets and you had to do a disappearing act rudely instead of replying a simple "No thanks!", man, you've got serious issues!! Would it not be a bit delusional to think that I would actually want to go out with him again? Poster boy of delusion indeed! Last heard he's 38 years old but he's acting like his U.S shoe size.
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Tt's rite, B. He definately got the 'L'. It happened to my gf a few times as well, bt my gf still entertained those losers. Cos she said they are her toys when she is bored. Well, if I were her, I juz soooooooooo can't b bothered to even categorise them as 'toys'.
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